Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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