Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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