she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
