im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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