You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
why is half of my head shaved?
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