its not stalking. its research.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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