I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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