sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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