I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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