kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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