i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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