Well douche your snatch and let's go!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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