Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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