Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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