Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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