I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just found puke in my bra..
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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