Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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