quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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