If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm passing your future prison.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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