They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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