I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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