like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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