I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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