Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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