even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode