Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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