wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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