Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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