that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
sex in a hospital.. check
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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