My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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