I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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