i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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