the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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