one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
pray to the hookup gods
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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