Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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