THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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