Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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