Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
