Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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