Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
too bad you live with your parents still
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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