I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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