Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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