morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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