So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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