awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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