Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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