is your mom at the bar?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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