I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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