Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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