I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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