I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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