dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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