Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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