He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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