Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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