we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
