if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you would pick up someone in the library
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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