I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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